Andy Herren's Biased and Totally Unfair Ranking of BB26 Houseguests

Ranking System (all 1-10)

• Do I personally like them?

• Are they playing a good game?

• Have they seen all six Scream movies?

• Do they think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• Do they dislike Big Brother 16 and 22?

Angela

Do I personally like her?

• YES! Angela has been the most entertaining houseguest of the season for me, and it isn’t even close. She SAVED THE SEASON by evicting Matt first (have you seen his social media presence? Truly shocking stuff), she is totally incapable of being loyal to anyone, and she is prone to having meltdowns and destroying her game when she is absolutely safe. LOVE!!!!!! We are LUCKY to have her, and if you disagree I feel sorry for you.

  10/10

Is she playing a good game?

• See above for some of my thoughts, but of course she isn’t. She is really, really bad at Big Brother. But honestly who cares because she’s so entertaining!!! Hate to give her such a low rating here, but I have to.

  2/10

Has she seen all six Scream movies?

• YES! Angela is a freak (compliment). I strongly believe that she saw Scream in theaters in 1996. Not on opening weekend, but like a few weeks later after it started getting so much hype. Ever since, she has seen all of them in the theater. She was the cool mom on several occasions and took her kids to see the later ones.

  10/10

Does she think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• YES! Again, Angela is a a freak. She loves hairless cats. She thinks Andy Jr is especially adorable for a naked cat (and she’s right).

  10/10

Does she dislike Big Brother 16 and Big Brother 22?

• YES! She HATES when an alliance of boring people (mostly men) dominates the game. She is an agent of chaos. A majority alliance like those in BB16 and BB22 would never be acceptable under Angela’s watch. Derrick and Cody WISH they were 1/10,000,000th the player Angela is.

  10/10

OVERALL SCORE: 8.4

Cam

Do I personally like him?

• Sure, I guess? He’s so boring but he seems nice. But he’s boring. So maybe not actually.

  3/10

Is he playing a good game?

• Sure, I guess? He is good at minimizing the target on himself and blending in. But also he almost went home on Tucker’s HOH. So maybe not actually.

  4/10

Has he seen all six Scream movies?

• Absolutely not. He watches whatever is on Netflix and maybe a Marvel movie here and there. He’s seen bits and pieces of a few of the Scream movies, but he doesn’t even know which ones.

  2/10

Does he think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• YES! Cam loves all animals and has very kind words to say about my adorable cat.

  9/10 

Does he dislike Big Brother 16 and Big Brother 22?

• They’re his two favorite seasons :(

  0/10

OVERALL SCORE: 3.6

Chelsie

Do I personally like her?

• YES! She’s friendly and smart and I think she’s one of the best players in there. The religion thing isn’t for me, but she doesn’t seem to bring it up too much, which we love to see! Or maybe she does and I just don’t watch enough of the feeds. Ignorance is bliss!

  7/10

Is she playing a good game?

• YES! As I said, I think she’s one of the sharpest people in there. She had a rough week last week, but she already appears to have survived it with flying colors and she’s in a good position moving forward.

  7/10

Has she seen all six Scream movies?

• Most likely not. Seems like the type of person who isn’t too into horror. Honestly, I feel like she probably has bad taste in movies. :(

  2/10

Does she think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• I say most likely no. Would maybe make a “he’s so ugly he’s cute” comment, which I HATE.

  2/10

Does she dislike Big Brother 16 and Big Brother 22?

• Maybe? Or maybe not? I could see her being like, “The Hitmen were one of my fav alliances.” But I could also see her being like, “WHY were the women on those seasons not more proactive?”

  5/10

OVERALL SCORE: 4.6

Joseph

Do I personally like him?

• Oh HONEY do I!!!! He is weird and funny and honestly reminds me a lot of myself and I never see anyone who reminds me of myself in there!!! He has such a good sense of humor about it all and we looooove to see that!!! I think we will be friends when he gets out of the house.

  10/10

Is he playing a good game?

• Sometimes YES and sometimes NO! It’s actually so shocking. One minute I’m like, “Oh wow he is so clocked in!” and then an hour later I’m like, “Oh god, he couldn’t be more clocked out!” Overall I say YES. I think he will surprise us as the season moves along and I think he is much better of a player than Quinn (the other superfan).

  6/10

Has he seen all six Scream movies?

• OF F*%#$!% COURSE he has. He works at a video store. He likes them and he understands that Scream 2 is the best one.

  10/10

Does he think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• YES! And he thinks the name is hysterical (the correct reaction to the name)!

  10/10

Does he dislike Big Brother 16 and Big Brother 22?

• YES! He thinks they are boring and filled with annoying gameplay, and he’s RIGHT!

  9/10

OVERALL SCORE: 9.0

Kimo

Do I personally like him?

• YES! He is a sweet, kind soul and he’s one of the smartest gays we’ve ever had in there. He also mentioned loving me in his preseason interviews, and that’s enough for me!!! Rooting for him!

  10/10

Is he playing a good game?

• Mostly yes. His alliance with T’Kor has been quietly dominant, but he’s taking a lot of the heat for T’Kor’s moves and I worry this could hurt him. Also, his crush on Tucker is really rough to watch. SNAP OUT OF IT, Kimo! I do think he possesses the skills to win so I am still optimistic!

  8/10

Has he seen all six Scream movies?

• He has seen all of them, but only once or twice each, and he enjoys them but isn’t like obsessed or anything.

  7/10

Does he think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• He most certainly does! And Andy Jr would definitely be drawn to Kimo’s energy. Besties!!!

  8/10

Does he dislike Big Brother 16 and Big Brother 22?

• He respects Derrick and Cody’s wins while also acknowledging that they ruined the show with their “majority alliance filled mostly with boring men” strategy. He hates both seasons!

  10/10

OVERALL SCORE: 8.6

Leah

Do I personally like her?

• YES! She is so funny to me. She doesn’t even do much and is kinda bad at the game but she has MULTIPLE people desperate to protect her. LOVE!!!!! Go girl, give us nothing!!!! She also seems like someone I would get along with in the real world.

  8/10

Is she playing a good game?

• Not really, but also she seems to be adapting well and she has never touched the block, so she has potential.

  5/10

Has she seen all six Scream movies?

• Yes, and she likes 4 the most, which is an incorrect opinion, but it also totally checks out.

  7/10

Does she think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• Sure does! LOVES hairless cats! And like Joseph she also loves the name!

  10/10

Does she dislike Big Brother 16 and Big Brother 22?

• She has avoided them because she heard they were bad and dominated by men.

  9/10

OVERALL SCORE: 7.8

Makensy

Do I personally like her?

• Yes and no. She is SO WEIRD and she constantly surprises me, but the “God is guiding me through this game” stuff is a big red flag.

  5/10

Is she playing a good game?

• LMAO

  1/10

Has she seen all six Scream movies?

• Absolutely not. She’s too young. Hasn’t seen any of them.

  0/10

Does she think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• She says yes, but I can’t shake the feeling that she’s lying.

  4/10

Does she dislike Big Brother 16 and Big Brother 22?

• She likes both and thinks they’re two of the best seasons. But she also wishes the women did better.

  3/10

OVERALL SCORE: 2.6

Quinn

Do I personally like him?

• No, I find him so goddamn annoying. The yelling in the Diary Room is unforgivable and honestly he just isn’t for me!!! And that’s okay!!!

  1/10

Is he playing a good game?

• No. He has rebounded kinda well, I guess, but he is also just so appallingly bad at keeping info close to his chest and so appallingly good at revealing info at the wrong time to the wrong people.

  3/10

Has he seen all six Scream movies?

• Yes! And he likes them! 3 is his favorite because he likes to be different.

  8/10

Does he think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• Yes! He’s into hairless cats and has never touched one but wonders what they feel like.

  7/10

Does he dislike Big Brother 16 and Big Brother 22?

• No. He likes them and appreciates them for their strategy even though he knows they’re bad.

  3/10

OVERALL SCORE: 4.4

Rubina

Do I personally like her?

• Yes! She is a gem! Wise and kind and fun! LOVE!

  9/10

Is she playing a good game?

• Yes! I think she is well-positioned and well-liked. She’s just naturally good at the game. We love to see it!

  7/10

Has she seen all six Scream movies?

• Yes! She grew up loving them and can’t wait to see the new ones in theaters when they come out.

  9/10

Does she think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• Sure does! She loves how much I love him and makes several comments about it.

  9/10

Does she dislike Big Brother 16 and Big Brother 22?

• She hasn’t seen them, but if she did she wouldn’t like them!

  6/10

OVERALL SCORE: 8.0

T’Kor

Do I personally like her?

• OH ABSOLUTELY. She is kind and a natural at the game, which makes her so fun to watch. Everyone loves her for a reason!

  9/10

Is she playing a good game?

• Everyone sobbed when she won HoH. Happy sobs. Enough said!!!

  9/10

Has she seen all six Scream movies?

• No, and she has no intention to.

  0/10

Does she think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• Yes, and I am flattered because I think she has very good taste!

  9/10

Does she dislike Big Brother 16 and Big Brother 22?

• Yes! She hates a season run by men! And we love her for it!

  9/10

OVERALL SCORE: 7.2

Tucker

Do I personally like him?

• Um DUH. He was an agent of chaos and we all need to tell him a huge THANK YOU for making the season so entertaining. Without him I fear we will definitely not be as entertained as we’ve been. Even when he threw tantrums I gave him a pass because I am here for FUN, and he delivered.

  10/10

Is he playing a good game?

• Lol no. Winning every comp and having a cult of followers and somehow throwing it all away via bad decision after bad decision was honestly so bad it’s impressive.

  2/10

Has he seen all six Scream movies?

• Yes, and he even dressed as Ghostface for Halloween one year and had everyone swooning.

  8/10

Does he think my hairless cat, Andy Jr, is cute?

• He loves Andy Jr the most of anyone in the cast, and I know is genuine about it.

  10/10

Does he dislike Big Brother 16 and Big Brother 22?

• He has never seen them but when told about Derrick’s game he said, “IDK sounds boring.”

  7/10

OVERALL SCORE: 7.4

FINAL RANKING

11. Makensy - 2.6

10. Cam - 3.6

9. Quinn - 4.4

8. Chelsie - 4.6

7. T’Kor - 7.2

6. Tucker* - 7.4

5. Leah - 7.8

4. Rubina - 8.0

3. Angela - 8.4

2. Kimo - 8.6

1. Joseph - 9.0

And that’s that on that!

-Andy

Andy Herren is the winner of Big Brother 15. He lives in Chicago and loves movies, especially the Scream series, obviously.

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